Victoria Wood

Victoria Wood

The Ballad Of Barry And Freda
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Intro: 
Gm   C7   Am7   D7     Gm  Gm7/D   C/E   C7 

Verse 1
 
F              F6  Fmaj7     F6 
    Freda and Barry sat one night, 
G            G6             G7    G    G6 
    The sky was clear, the stars were bright, 
Gm                C7    Am7               D7 
    The wind was soft,       the moon was up, 
 Gm    Gm7/D      C/E   C7 
Freda drained her cocoa cup! 


Verse 2
 
F              F6            Fmaj7       F6 
    She licked her lips, she felt sub - lime, 
G         G6                     G7     G    G6 
    She switched off 'Gardeners Quest - ion Time', 
Gm          C7        Am7      D7 
    Barry cringed in fear and dread, 
    Gm    Gm7/D      C/E       C7 
As Freda grabbed his tie, and said... 


Verse 3 

e |-----------| B |-----------| G |-----------| D |-----0--2--| A |--3--------| E |-----------|
F F/C F F/C Let's do it, let's do it, F F/C C7 C7/G Do it while the mood is right, C7 C7/G C7 C7/G I'm feeling ...ap - pealing, F F/C F7 I've really got an appe - tite, Bb G#dim/B I'm on fire ...with desire, F/C D7 I could handle half the tenors in a male voice choir, G7 C7 F F/C F Let's do it, let's do it to - night! Verse 4 But he said... F F/C F F/C ...I can't do it, I can't do it, F F/C C7 C7/G I don't believe in too much sex, C7 C7/G C7 C7/G This fashion ...for passion, F F/C F7 Turns us into nervous wrecks, Bb G#dim/B No derision, my decision, F/C D7 I'd rather watch 'The Spinners' on the television, G7 C7 F F/C F I can't do it, I can't do it to - night! Verse 5 But she said... F F/C F F/C ...Let's do it, let's do it, F F/C C7 C7/G Do it 'til our hearts go boom, C7 C7/G C7 C7/G F F/C F7 Go native, cre - ative, living in the living room, Bb G#dim/B This folly ...is jolly, F/C D7 Bend me over backwards on m' 'Hostess Trolley', G7 C7 F F/C F Let's do it, let's do it to - night! Verse 6 But he said... F F/C F F/C ...I can't do it, I can't do it, F F/C C7 C7/G Me 'eavy breathing days have gone, C7 C7/G C7 C7/G I'm older, feel colder, F F7 It's other things that turn me on, Bb G#dim/B I'm imploring, I'm boring, F/C D7 Let me read this catalogue on vinyl flooring, G7 C7 F I can't do it, I can't do it to - night! KEY CHANGE - Verse 7 So she said...
e |-----------| B |-----------| G |-----------| D |--0--2--4--| A |-----------| E |-----------|
G G/D G G/D Let's do it, let's do it, G G/D D7 D7/A Have a crazy night of love, D7 D7/A D7 D7/A I'll strip bare, I'll just wear... G G7 ...Sti - lettos and an oven glove, C Bbdim/Db Don't starve a ...girl of a palaver, G/D E7 Dangle from the wardrobe in your Balaclava, A7 D7 G Let's do it, let's do it to - night! Verse 8 But he said... G G/D G G/D ...I can't do it, I can't do it, G G/D D7 D7/A I know I'd only get it wrong, D7 D7/A D7 D7/A Don't angle ...for me to dangle, G G7 Me arms 'ave never been that strong, C Bbdim/Db Stop pouting, stop shouting, G/D E7 You know I pulled a muscle when I did that grouting, A7 D7 G I can't do it, I can't do it to - night! Verse 9 G G/D G G/D Let's do it, let's do it, G G/D D7 D7/A Share a night of wild ro - mance, D7 D7/A D7 D7/A Fre - netic, ...po - etic, G G7 This could be your last big chance... C Bbdim/Db ...To quote Milton, to eat Stilton, G/D E7 To roll in gay abandon on the 'Tufted Wilton', A7 D7 G Let's do it, let's do it to - night! KEY CHANGE - verse 1
e |-----------| B |-----------| G |--------0--| D |--1--3-----| A |-----------| E |-----------|
Ab Ab/Eb Ab Ab/Eb I can't do it, I can't do it, Ab Ab/Eb Eb7 Eb7/Bb I've other little jobs on hand, Eb7 Eb7/Bb Eb7 Eb7/Bb Don't grouse...a - round the house, Ab Ab7 I've got a busy evening planned, Db Bdim/D Stop nagging, I'm flagging, Ab/Eb F7 You know, as well as I do, that the pipes want lagging, Bb7 Eb7 Ab I can't do it, I can't do it to - night! Ab Ab/Eb Ab Ab/Eb Let's do it, let's do it, Ab Ab/Eb Eb7 Eb7/Bb While I'm really in the mood, Eb7 Eb7/Bb Three cheers, Eb7 Eb7/Bb Ab Ab7 ...It's years since I caught you even semi - nude, Db Bdim/D Be drastic, gymnastic, Ab/Eb F7 Wear your baggy Y-fronts with the loose elastic, Bb7 Eb7 Ab But... let's do it, let's do it to - night! verse 1 Ab Ab/Eb Ab Ab/Eb I can't do it, I can't do it, Ab Ab/Eb Eb7 Eb7/Bb I must refuse to get un - dressed, Eb7 Eb7/Bb I feel silly, Eb7 Eb7/Bb Ab Ab7 It's too chilly to go without m' thermal vest, Db Bdim/Eb Don't choose me, don't use me, Ab/Eb F7 Me' mother sent a note to say you must excuse me, Bb7 Eb7 Ab I can't do it, I can't do it to - night! KEY CHANGE - verse 1
e |-----------| B |-----------| G |--------1--| D |--2--4-----| A |-----------| E |-----------|
A A/E A A/E Let's do it, let's do it, A A/E E7 E7/B I feel I abso - lutely must, E7 E7/B E7 E7/B I won't ex - empt you, want to tempt you, A A7 Want to drive you mad with lust, D Cdim/D# No cautions, just contortions, A/E F#7 Smear an avocado on m' lower portions, B7 E7 A Let's do it, let's do it to - night! verse 1 A A/E A A/E I can't do it, I can't do it, A A/E E7 E7/B It's really not my cup of tea, E7 E7/B E7 E7/B I'm harassed, ...em - barrassed, A A7 I wish you hadn't picked on me, D Cdim/D# No dramas, give me m' pyjamas, A/E F#7 The only girl I'm mad about is Judith Chalmers, B7 E7 A I can't do it, I can't do it to - night! KEY CHANGE - verse 1
e |-----------| B |-----------| G |-----------| D |--3--2--1--| A |-----------| E |-----------|
Bb Bb/F Bb Bb/F Let's do it, let's do it, Bb Bb/F F7 F7/C I really want to run a - mok, F7 F7/C F7 F7/C Let's wiggle, ...let's jiggle, Bb Bb7 Let's really make the rafters rock, Eb Dbdim/E Be mighty, be flighty, Bb/F G7 Come and melt the buttons on m' flameproof nightie, C7 F7 Let's do it, let's do it...
Bb ...to - night----------------------------! e |--6-5-3------------|------------------| B |--------6-4-3------|------------------| G |--------------5-3--|--3-2-0-----------| D |-------------------|--------3-1-0-----| A |-------------------|--------------3---| E |-------------------|------------------|
verse 1 Bb Bb/F Bb Bb/F Let's do it, let's do it, Bb Bb/F F7 F7/C I really want to rant and rave, F7 F7/C F7 F7/C Let's go, 'cause I know... Bb Bb7 ...Just how I want you to be - have, Eb Dbdim/E Not bleakly, not meekly, Bb/F G7 Beat me on the bottom with m' 'Woman's Weekly', C7 F7 Let's do it, let's do it...
Bb Bb B C Db Bb ...to - night-------------------------------------------! e |--6-5-3------------|-----------------| B |--------6-4-3------|-----------------| G |--------------5-3--|--3-2-0----------| D |-------------------|--------3-1-0----| A |-------------------|--------------3--| E |-------------------|-----------------|
Alternative verse 14
e |-----------| B |-----------| G |--------1--| D |--2--4-----| A |-----------| E |-----------|
A A/E A A/E I can't do it, I can't do it, A A/E E7 E7/B It's really not my cup of tea, E7 E7/B E7 E7/B I'm harassed, ...em - barrassed, A A7 I wish you hadn't picked on me, D Cdim/D# No barter, non- starter, A/E F#7 I feel about as sensous as Jimmy Carter, B7 E7 A I can't do it, I can't do it to - night!

Enviado por: Gustavo Silva

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