Intro F#m7  E2  D2  A9 
        D7M(6/9)  A9  D7M(6/9)  Bm 
        F#m7  E2  D2  A9 
        D7M(6/9)  A9  D7M(6/9)  Bm 
        F#m7  E2  D2  A9 
        D7M(6/9)  A9  D7M(6/9)  Bm 

  
[Verso 1]


D7M(6/9)                         A9 
         My keyboard's like my heart 

It shines in RGB 
          D7M(6/9) 
And it's full of blood 
                       A9 
I don't know what is wrong with me 

But I'm scared 
                D7M(6/9) 
Pissed off and lonely 
                              A9 
I have trouble speaking to women 

Unless they're 2D 
                D7M(6/9) 
Or high definition 
                             A9 
Spend all my time on social media 
              Bm 
This is the state that I'm in 

( D7M(6/9)  A9  D7M(6/9)  A9 ) 


[Verso 2]


D7M(6/9) 
         My twitter feed's 
          A9 
Like my brain 
                     D7M(6/9) 
'Cause I have it on dark mode 
                         A9 
Memorize everything she says 
                              D7M(6/9) 
So I can use it to guess her passcode 
                  A9 
She's beauty, she is grace 

She has a profile picture 
        D7M(6/9) 
Of her gorgeous face 
                      A9 
To try and get more sponsors 
     Bm               D7M(6/9) 
To try and get more sponsors 


[Refrão]


Bm       A9           D7M(6/9) 
   But why don't you care? 
         Bm                A9 
I have spent the past ten years 

Of my life 
 D7M(6/9) 
Making you prepared 
          Bm 
You're political enough 
     A9 
But not contrary 
 D7M(6/9) 
Sexual enough but not enough 

To scare me 
Bm            A9 
   Give me a reason not to be 
      D7M(6/9) 
On my          knees 
    E 
The internet has ruined me 

( F#m7  E2  D2  A9 ) 
( D7M(6/9)  A9  D7M(6/9)  Bm ) 



[Verso 3]

D7M(6/9) 
         Look, I know 
                A9 
I must sound insane 
                        D7M(6/9) 
But that's part of the package 
                              A9 
If she can't handle me at my worst 
                             D7M(6/9) 
She don't deserve my mental baggage 
                          A9 
I know you want six foot four 

But one foot more 
                   D7M(6/9) 
And I'd almost be tall enough 
                                 A9 
To reach the high shelf, be your incel 
                 Bm 
I think I might be 
             D7M(6/9)  A9 
A threat to myself 
             D7M(6/9) 
A threat to myself 

( A9  Bm  A9 ) 


[Refrão]


Bm       A9          D6 
   But why does she run? 
          Bm 
When I'm monthly giving her 
 A9                 D6 
Fifty percent of my income 
    Bm             A9 
It feels like my ideas of affection 
     D6 
Are based around artificial perfection 
Bm         A9         D6 
   I just want to appease 
E                          F#m7 
  The internet has ruined me 

( E2  D2  A9 ) 
( D7M(6/9)  A9  D7M(6/9)  Bm ) 
( F#m7  E2  D2  A9 ) 
( D7M(6/9)  A9  D7M(6/9)  Bm ) 

Final  

D7M(6/9) 
         We used to sleep 
              A9 
On call together 

We used to sleep 
              D7M(6/9) 
On call together 

We used to sleep 
              A9 
On call together 

We used to sleep 
              D7M(6/9) 
On call together 

We used to sleep 
              A9 
On call together 

We used to sleep 
              D7M(6/9) 
On call together 

We used to sleep 
              A9 
On call together 
             Bm 
We used to sleep