Adam Dodd

Adam Dodd

80 Year Old Whore
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I was walking with my buddies, 
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And saw a few hot chicks, 
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But, I wasnt interested in them, 
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No, they werent the finest picks, 
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But, then you caught my attention, 
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From the window of the old folks place, 
C                   Am 
Right away I knew I was in love, 
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When I saw the wrinkles on your face, 
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I came inside to meet you, 
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And you hobbled right through the door, 
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With your walker, 


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Youre my beautiful, 80 year-old whore, 
C                   Am  
I love it that your pubes are grey,  
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And your boobs sag to the floor, 
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Every time I take out your dentures, 
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I know whats in store, 
C                       Am 
Its time to clean your dentures, 
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Cause youre my beautiful, 80 year-old whore, 

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C                 Am 
Young girls dont turn me on, 
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Experience is a must, 
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Especially when youre 4 foot 8, 
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And your vagina collects dust, 
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When we get to kissin, 
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You wheeze as I get hyper, 
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And I love it when you pluck your whiskers, 
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As I take off your diaper, 
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You ask me to change you, 
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But, baby, that all depends, 
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Pun intended, 


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Youre my beautiful, 80 year-old whore, 
C                   Am 
I love it when your knees give out, 
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And you fall straight to the floor, 
C            Em 
Every time I spank that ass, 
F                G 
You poop in your drawers,  
C           Am 
But I dont care at all, 
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Cause youre my beautiful, 80 year-old whore, 
  
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C                   Am 
Many nights, well just stay in, 
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Well eat applesauce and well watch porn, 
C                 Am 
As I massage your hunchback, 
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And nibble on your corns, 
C                Am 
Your bones are a creakin, 
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And your arm flab gets me hard, 
C                Am 
But then the Alzheimers kicks in, 
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And you dont know where the hell you are, 
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During sex you love it, 
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When I whisper in your hearing aid, 
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I love you, Ethel, 


C         Am         F           G 
Youre my beautiful, 80 year-old whore, 
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I love it when you call 9-1-1 when you get lost in the grocery store, 
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And I dont mind you gave Stonewall Jackson a handjob during the Civil War, 
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Cause Im so damn in love with my beautiful,  
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80 year-old whore 

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Enviado por: Jovelino Correa

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