[Verso 1]

D        F#m    G           D 
I got a dog and my dog can dance 
Bm           D          G             Em 
Just not in public and not with my friends 
D        F#m       G           D 
I got a girl and she's twenty-eight 
Bm          D           G             D 
Now I'm the coolest guy in all of eight grade 

D         F#m       G           D 
I know a kid that you've never met 
    Bm        D             G           Em 
His dad is a rockstar, we smoked in his van 
D          F#m      G         D 
I know a trick, do you wanna see? 
Bm        D            G            D 
I can be anything that I pretend to be 


[Refrão]

G                       
  We'll get out of this 
D           F#m 
  We'll get out of this too 
G                       
  I'm not proud of this 
D               F#m 
  But I'm not proud of the truth 
G                            
  And if you'll run away from me 
D           F#m              G 
  Then I'll use my trick on you 
      Em  F#m  G      D 
The truth is that I'm screwed 

( D  F#m  G  D ) 
( Bm  D  G  Em ) 


[Verso 2]

D           F#m       G             D 
I went to France and danced in the rain 
     Bm            D      G            Em 
And told you all about it on our first date 
    D           F#m     G               D 
My dad doesn't lie, so you can't meet my dad 
        Bm          D             G       
'Cause you fell in love with the me that  
          D 
Went to France 


[Refrão]

G                       
  We'll get out of this 
D           F#m 
  We'll get out of this too 
G                       
  I'm not proud of this 
D               F#m 
  But I'm not proud of the truth 
G                            
  And if you'll run away from me,  
D           F#m              G 
  Then I'll use my trick on you 
      Em  F#m  G        D 
The truth is that we're screwed 

( D  F#m  G  D ) 
( Bm  D  G  Em  D ) 

G            
  We'll get out of this 
D          F#m 
 'Cause I love you, I do 
G           
  We'll get out of this 
D          F#m 
 'Cause I love you, it's true 
G                   
  But if you're doubting this 
D           F#m 
  If you're doubting that I do 
     Em F#m G         D 
Then oh my God I'm screwed