Intro: E 


[Verso 1]

          E 
Well it’s nothing he told me 
      E 
Don’t worry your pretty head 
         E 
Then he stumbled out of his cowboy boots 
    E 
And fell across the bed 
         Am 
Left the conversation dangling 
       Am                                E 
Like a light bulb swinging in some cheap motel 
         B7                            Am 
I yelled I’ve got 20 questions for you 
                               E 
I’m gonna ask and you’re gonna tell 


[Verso 2]

            E 
Why are you coming in at 3 a.m., 
         E 
looking several shades of green?  (1) 
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Smelling like a perfume insert,  (2) 
       E 
from a woman’s magazine?  (3) 
         Am 
He just opened up one bloodshot eye, 
      Am                            E 
said, show some mercy baby, I’m not well! 
                    B7                    Am 
I said tough, I got 17 questions for you. 
                               E 
I’m gonna ask and you’re gonna tell! 


[Ponte]
 
      B7 
I got ways to make you talk 
      Am                             E 
I got ways to make your sweet canary sing 
      B7 
I got ways to make you spill the beans 
          B7                                   Am 
You think this is mean, honey you ain’t seen a thing 


[Verso 3]

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Well, did you forget our number?        (4) 
        E 
Why did you not even call?      (5) 
          E 
Were you wasting cash on some piece of trash 
           E 
That you picked up at the mall? (6) 
        Am 
As he crawled off down the hallway, 
        Am                             E 
He said honest honey that don’t ring a bell! 
             B7                        Am 
Now I’ve got 14 more questions for you. 
                               E 
I’m gonna ask and you’re gonna tell! 


[Ponte]

           E 
Were you working late?  (7) 
E 
Out on a date?  (8) 
E 
Running around? (9) 
        E 
did the car break down? (10) 
E 
Out on a spree? (11) 
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cheating on me? (12) 
E                                            Am    E 
Shooting pool, thinking I was some kind of a fool!  (13) 

Reprise 
            B7                    Am 
Now I’ve got 7 more questions for you 
                 E 
So start talking 

Outro:

       E 
Do you love me? Do you love me? (14), (15) 
       E 
Do you still love me?  (16) 
     E 
Did you ever love me?  (17) 
   E                            Am 
Do you still find me attractive?  (18) 
                                       E 
What time do you have to get up in the morning?  (19) 
       Am 
Oh, and by the way when are you gonna get a real job?  (20)