Capo 5

G                             Em 
Why do you say we should hang out again 
            G 
Catch up on life but then 
      D 
Never respond to my text? Hello? 

G                         Em 
Why do you ask me how I'm doing when 
               G 
You ditched me yet again 
              D 
Man, this has got to end 

G  Em             G 
Oooooh, you are a flaky friend 
           D 
You define flaky and 

G  Em                G 
Oooooh, honestly I'm sick of it 
           D 
Your flaky bullshit (giggle) 

G                                Em 
Like last week I'm at the coffee shop 

I'm 15 minutes early   
G 
Then I get a message from you 
D 
"I can't come, so sorry" 
G     Em   A? 
What. The. Fuck. 

G 
Please tell me you're joking around 
             Em 
Cause it's a dick move bro, if you're canceling 
     G 
With traffic it'd take you 45 minutes to get here on time 
D 
So what the hell have you been doing? 

G  Em             G  
Oooooh, you are a flaky bitch 
                 D 
You can go eat a dick 
G  Em                     G 
Oooooh, good luck getting other friends 
                      D 
You'll never stand me up again 
C Am C              
Oooooh, and one more thing. 

G    C 
Fuck you.