Intro: Am  C  G  D 

Am 
If your car don't got a horn 
C 
 and you don't like popcorn 
      G                 D 
Don't worry, It doesn't matter 
Am 
If the love is in the air 
C 
 and the poop is in your hair 
      G                 D 
Don't worry, It doesn't matter 
            Am    C   G   D 
Ding, ding, dong… 

Am 
If you're drinking in the morning 
C 
 and your life is very boring 
      G                 D 
Don't worry, It doesn't matter 
Am 
If your dog is not a horse 
C 
 and you like (codigo Morse) 
       G                D 
Don't worry, It doesn't matter 
             Am    C   G   D 
Ding, ding, dong… 

Am 
If your hand don't have an ace 
C 
 Lady Gaga Poker Face 
       G                 D 
Don't worry, It doesn't matter 
Am 
If you have afraid of dark 
C 
 Kenny dies in South Park 
       G                D 
Don't worry, It doesn't matter 
               Am   C   G   D 
Ding, ding, dong… 

Em 
If your heart is very able 
C 
 and the book is on the table 
       G                D 
Don't worry, It doesn't matter 
Em 
(Se eu peidei) yesterday 
C 
 and your best friend is gay 
       G                D 
Don't worry, It doesn't matter 
             Am   C   G   D 
Ding, ding, dong…