Intro:

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What lesson were you trying to teach? 
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Was it happiness is always slightly out of reach 
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And that I cannot subsist without any sleep 
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Or that I am a whale lying dead on a beach 
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Well I don't think you can practice the bullshit you preach 
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Because you are a doctor, keep Clorox bleach 
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And you'll be dead on my grass by morning point 

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Some manure to feed the flowers 
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'Cause I am no longer counting hours 
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This song is the cap of a bottle of power 
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that you can die hoping you will not devour 
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Because you are not a fucking princess, 
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you are a car with a dead battery 
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Now that my life is no longer a mess, 
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all of the pieces are falling into place 

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