Verse 
     F                   C           Em 
You probably pictured it differently 
     Am     G           D/F# 
Than rusty VWs all your life 

   F                          C          Em 
At one point almost married a butcher 
   Am         G           D/F# 
So solid, so grounded, a craftsman, you thought 


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Chorus 
     F                    Em 
Now solving crosswords in bed 
F               Em          F           G 
Leave the light on, there’s no one that minds 

Verse 
F                       C          Em 
’08 you stopped wearing make-up 
       Am         G        D/F# 
You’re sick just thinking about Bangladesh 

     F                         C                Em 
Your green batik dress doesn’t fit you no more 
         Am            G            D/F# 
That’s a shame cause batik’s coming back 

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Chorus 
     F                               Em 
Now faint-hearted dance moves in the bathroom 
F         Em          F      G 
You and a mirror, the two of you 

Verse 
F                       C          Em 
One year you dated a professor 
       Am            G                 D/F# 
On the third date he told you he liked peeing games 

           F                     C          Em 
You always wanted to paint or to emigrate 
        Am             G            D/F# 
But the hassle and the errands just fucked it all up 


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Chorus 
F                           Em 
Grandma’s still sending you money 
    F          Em      F   G 
For one decent dinner, no +1 

Verse 
F                  C           Em 
Petrarca wrote 300 sonnets 
Am        G          D/F# 
All for a woman that didn’t exist 

       F                         C          Em 
On the way home you cried in the taxi 
Am         G     D/F# 
Love is an awful enemy, my dear 


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Chorus 
F                  Em 
This year you are 33 
F            Em      F          G 
But when you cry you still look 16