Stayed Gone

Stayed GONE - Hazbin Hotel 

(Intro Hablada - Diálogo de Vox y Valentino) 
Vox That f*cker is back! 
Valentino Yeah, I thought he was gone for good too 
Vox It's been seven years! 
Valentino You still pissed he almost beat you that time? 
Vox Uh, f*ck you! 
Valentino Just saying 
Vox Things have changed a lot since he left town 
Valentino That's for sure 
Vox I gotta send a message of who's really in charge of things now 

Vox 

Am 
Welcome home 
               E 
I'm gonna make you wish that you'd stayed gone 
          Am 
Say hello to a new status quo 
               F                     E 
Everyone knows that there's a brand new dawn 
             Am 
Turn the TV on! 

(Cameras please, rolling in three, two) 

     Am               E 
Top of the hour, and we're discussing a certain has-been 
F                        C            Dm       E 
Who has been spotted cavorting around town 
Am              Em          Am        E 
After a seven-year absence, did anybody miss him? 
F            C             Dm       E 
Did anybody notice? More on tonight's program 

Am              E 
So, the Radio Demon is back in town 
Am           E 
Why is he hanging around? 
F                     C 
What does that mean for your family? 
       Dm                       E 
Well handily, I've got good news 

       Dm            Em             F           E 
He's a loser, a fossil, and I don't mean to sound hostile 
        F            E          Em 
But the demon is a coward! You can take that as gospel 
Dm                E 
Pulling my viewers? Impossible! 
E                    Am     Em    Am  E 
I'm visual, he's barely audible 

    Am                    Em       Am   Dm 
Stop giving him the time of day, don't listen to a word he'd say 
  B                        E                    Am   Em 
I hope he had a nice vacay, but he should've stayed away! 

       Em              Am       Em 
While he hid in radio, we've pivoted to video 
     Dm 
Now his medium is getting bloody rare 
B                     E             Dm          E 
Hell's been better since he split. Where's he been? Who gives a sh*t! 

Alastor 

Am         Gm     C   Dm          E     Am  A 
Salutations! Good to be back on the air 
Dm             E              Am              G          Dm   E   A#m B 
Yes, I know it's been a while since someone with style treated hell to a broadcast 

             E       Am       E      Am 
Sinners, rejoice! 

Vox 

       Em      Dm 
What a dated voice! 

Alastor 

           B                   E           Am      Em   Am 
Instead of a clout-chasing, mediocre video podcast 

Vox 

Am 
Come on! 

Alastor 

   Am                 Dm 
Is Vox insecure, pursuing allure? 
B                      E 
Flitting between this fad and that, is nothing working? 

Vox 

Fm            E 
Ignore his chirping! 

Alastor 

Am          Gm  C     Dm 
Every day, he's got a new format! 

Vox 

Dm                         E 
You're looking at the future, he's the sh*t that comes before that! 

Alastor 

A                     Dm       E 
Is Vox as strong as he purports? 
Am         G          C         Dm  E 
Or is it based on his support? 
Am             E               Am      A 
He'd be powerless without the other Vees 

Vox 

Am 
Oh, please! 

Alastor 

    Am 
And here's the sugar on the cream 
A5 
He asked me to join his team! 

Vox 

(N.C.) 
Hold on! 

Alastor 

       Am               E 
I said no, and now he's pissy 
Am            E 
That's the tea! 

Vox 

Am                      E 
You old-timey prick, I'll show you suffering 

Alastor 

Am                 E              F     C    Dm   E 
Uh-oh, the TV is buffering! 

Vox 

Am                 E 
I'll destroy you, you little 

Alastor 

Am                 E 
I'm afraid you've lost your signal 

Am                 E              F               C 
Let's begin, I'm gonna make you wish that I'd stayed gone 
D            E      A 
Tune on in, when I'm done 
     A5 
Your status quo will know its race is run 
(N.C.) 
Oh, this will be fun 

Vox 

¡F*ck!