Intro 

F Dm Bb F x2 


[Verso 1]

   F                           Dm 
   Listen fellow people 'cause I've got something to tell 
   Bb                         F 
   I was at this club, right, it was bad as hell 
     F                               Dm 
   I met this booty lady, she looked sharper than an eye 
     Bb                        F 
   I didn't know by then she'd mess up my life 
     F                                 Dm 
   I said you've got to join me, where ever I may roll 
      Bb                    F 
   We jumped into a cab and headed for my home 
   F                       Dm 
   Well inside my room she worked on my erection 
   Bb                        F 
   All kind of drunk, horny, sloppy with protection 


N.C. 
   One month later she calls me one day 

   Telling me her period is late 

 
[Refrão]

C         Dm 
   Will I be a young dad 
        Bb                     F 
   Sit around in my flat with her 
C          Dm 
   I don't want to live that life 
        Bb                  F 
   So I stick to what i prefer 

 
[Verso 2]

   F                        Dm 
   Story number two, folks, listen to me rhyme 
        Bb                    F 
   This girl was a Christian, damn she was fine 
      F                        Dm 
   We dated for a month steady giving me a boner 
       Bb              F 
   But this dude Jesus really seemd to own her 
F                Dm 
   One time, the preacher out of sight 
   Bb                              F 
   Trying to make a move there but something wasn't right 
       F                           Dm 
   She said I want a marriage, and kids is that so strange 
   Bb                         F 
   Horny as a dog, I told her that could be arranged 


[Pré-Refrão]

N.C. 
   One month later she calls me one day 

   Telling me her period is late 


[Refrão]

C         Dm 
   Will I be a young dad 
        Bb                     F 
   Sit around in my flat with her 
C          Dm 
   I don't want to live that life 
        Bb                  F 
   So I stick to what i prefer 
C         Dm 
   Will I be a young dad 
        Bb                     F 
   Sit around in my flat with her 
C          Dm 
   I don't want to live that life 
        Bb                  F 
   So I stick to what i prefer 

Solo 

C Dm Bb F x2 


[Pré-Refrão]

       N.C. 
   The essence of it all, folks, is about to pass my lips 

   Think twice before you grab a lovely pair of hips 
   F                          Dm 
   Yet another thing that you need to bear in mind 
          Bb                            F                F Dm Bb F 
   Wear a gimmy head or life might just treat you unkind 


 
[Refrão]

C         Dm 
   Will I be a young dad 
        Bb                     F 
   Sit around in my flat with her 
C          Dm 
   I don't want to live that life 
        Bb                  F 
   So I stick to what i prefer 
C         Dm 
   Will I be a young dad 
        Bb                     F 
   Sit around in my flat with her 
C          Dm 
   I don't want to live that life 
        Bb                  F 
   So I stick to what i prefer 
C         Dm 
   Will I be a young dad 
        Bb                     F 
   Sit around in my flat with her 
C          Dm 
   I don't want to live that life 
        Bb                  F 
   So I stick to what i prefer 
C         Dm 
   Will I be a young dad 
        Bb                     F 
   Sit around in my flat with her 
C          Dm 
   I don't want to live that life 
        Bb                  F 
   So I stick to what i prefer 

 

[Ponte]

   C       Dm           Bb     F  C Dm Bb F 
   I don't want to be a young dad 

 
[Refrão]

C         Dm 
   Will I be a young dad 
        Bb                     F 
   Sit around in my flat with her 
C          Dm 
   I don't want to live that life 
        Bb                  F 
   So I stick to what i prefer 
C         Dm 
   Will I be a young dad 
        Bb                     F 
   Sit around in my flat with her 
C          Dm 
   I don't want to live that life 
        Bb                  F 
   So I stick to what i prefer 
   C       Dm           Bb     F 
   I don't want to be a young dad 
C          Dm 
   I don't want to live that life 
        Bb                  F 
   So I stick to what i prefer 
   C       Dm           Bb     F 
   I don't want to be a young dad 
C          Dm 
   I don't want to live that life 
        N.C. 
   So I stick to what i prefer