[Intro:  ](A)  (A) 
 
  (chorus) 
 
	I got my (A) brain in a jar in the closet in the dark 
	(N.C.) I don't ever use it any(D)way 
	Don't (E7) think about nothing, cause kissing and hugging 
	Is all I want to do these (A) days 
	They oughta make a plan, get a research grant 
	And study me around the (D) world 
	I (E7) know it's bizarre, got my brain in a jar 
	Ever since I learned about (A) girls 
 
  (verse) 
 
It was a (E7) stormy night in Georgia when I was (A) born 
Daddy's (E7) greatest expectations in bodily (A) form 
Teacher (D) said I had the brightest future she'd ever seen 
But their (E7) hopes all ended the day I turned four(A)teen 
 
Repeat Chorus 
 
  (verse) 
 
Momma (E7) called the state hospital to send a doctor (A) down 
She said (E7) doctor all he ever does is follow girls a(A)round 
Well they (D) looked inside my head and what'cha think they saw 
(E7) Doctor said there ain't nothing in here at (A) all 
 
Repeat Chorus 
 
I (E7) know it's bizarre, got my brain in a jar 
Ever since I learned about (A) girls