Staplegun

[Verso 1]
 
N.C. 
They cut out pieces and they sent 'em to a lab 
N.C. 
To find out what illness they thought I might have 
N.C. 
They've been wrong before 
N.C. 
Hah, they'll be wrong again 
N.C. 
And I'll try to just keep on livin' 
 


[Verso 2]
 
N.C. 
Some people went onward before that day 
N.C. 
No one called to tell me who moved on to the next plane 
N.C. 
And I would have missed the call if they did 
N.C. 
Try to tell me who was not livin' 

{PreChorus} 
C#m                                     A 
Now I'm getting so hot that I'm throwing up 
C#m                                 A 
It could be the climate or a stomach bug 
C#m                          A 
It always happens in the same room 
        C#m                                   A 
I'm not ready to admit that it's every fuckin' room 
 


[Refrão]
 
D                  A 
Maybe we can block out the sun 
        D               A 
With my brand new staplegun 
  D                               A                               E 
I got blackout curtains, we'll pretend that we're hiding from the weather 
D                       A 
We're tryin'a block out everyone 
              D              A 
They'll never see this staplegun 
     D                     A                E 
I'll never see there's not {?} hope for the weather 
 


[Verso 3]
 
N.C. 
Someone somewhere must've decided 
N.C. 
Staples weren't strong enough 
N.C. 
Or maybe they wanted to build a thing that could qualify as a gun 
N.C. 
This one won't be used in a shoot-out, and so far 
N.C. 
I haven't even used it once 
N.C. 
But if I need a weapon and this thing is nearby 
N.C. 
Now I guess I have one 


[Pré-Refrão]

C#m                                        A 
Now I'm getting so scared that I'm throwing up 
         C#m                                  A 
It could be the political climate or a stomach bug 
C#m                            A 
This always happens in the same room 
        C#m            N.C 
I'm not ready to admit it's every room  



[Refrão]
 
D                  A 
Maybe we can block out the sun 
        D               A 
With my brand new staplegun 
  D                               A                               E 
I got blackout curtains, we'll pretend that we're hiding from the weather 
D                       A 
We're tryin'a block out everyone 
              D              A 
They'll never see this staplegun 
    D                      A                E 
Nor will I see there's not {?} hope for the weather