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CHEF 
           A        G         A 
If I could share my life with you 
     Em        A          D 
Just think how happy we'd be 
             A     Bm        A 
We'd share a hovel built for two 
Em                       A 
Complete with vermin for three 
         F#m             Bm 
We could while away each hopeless day 
G              Em 
Comparing open sores 
     D          A  
Yes, life would blow 
    Em        A 
But much less though 
   Em            A         D 
If I could share mine with yours 

GWEN 
   D       A        Em        A 
If I could share my life with you 

CHEF 
Em        A           D 
Admit it, it would be nice 

GWEN 
D              A 
We'd share one cot 
Em          A 
One chamber pot 

CHEF 
D                                 A 
Plus trench mouth, tapeworms, and lice! 
         Bm           F#m 
We would have a dozen kids 

GWEN 
    G               A 
And maybe one won't die 

CHEF 
        Bm 
And the plague 

GWEN 
    Bm 
The runs 

CHEF 
F#m 
Invading huns 

BOTH 
Bm                        A 
Just think how time would fly 
   D         A          Em        A 
If you could share your life with me 
     Em      A          D 
I'll cherish every foul breath 

GWEN  
D 
The filth 

CHEF 
A 
The rot 

GWEN 
Em         A 
The leprosy 

BOTH 
    Em      A         D 
The painful lingering death 
A         F#m           Bm            G            Em 
Thank the lord our life expectancy is merely thirty-two 

GWEN 
D             A        Em    A 
Yeah it might be sweet misery 

BOTH 
   Em    A      Em   A    D 
To share what's left with you