Traditional 'old time' cockney music hall sing along. 
Being from 'oop North I don't understand some of the words! 

verse 1 
C 
Just a week or two ago my poor old Uncle Bill 
G 
Went and kicked the bucket and he left me in his Will 
    C 
The other day I popped around to see poor Auntie Jane 
    G 
She said your Uncle Bill has left to you a old watch and chain 
C 
I put it on right across me vest 
F 
Thought I looked a dandy as it dangled on me chest 
C 
Just to flash it off I started walking round about 
  G 
A lot of kiddies followed me and all began to shout 

Chorus 
C                                         F 
Any old iron any old iron any any any old iron 
G 
You look neat talk about a treat 

You look dapper from your napper to your feet 
C 
Dressed in style brand new tile 
                            F 
And your father's old green tie on 
      C 
But I wouldn't give you tuppence for your old watch chain 
             G C 
Old iron old iron    
           
verse 2 
C 
I went to the city once and I thought I'd have a spree 
G 
The Mayor of London he was there that's who I came to see 
C 
He dashed up at a canter in a carriage and a pair 
  G 
I shouted Holler boys and threw my hat up in the air 
C 
Just then the Mayor he began to smile 
F 
Saw my face and then he shouted Lummy what a dial 
C 
Started Lord Mayoring an' I thought that I should die 
     G 
When pointing to my watch and chain and he hollered to me Hi 

Chorus 
C                                         F 
Any old iron any old iron any any any old iron 
G 
You look neat talk about a treat 

You look dapper from your napper to your feet 
C 
Dressed in style brand new tile 
                            F 
And your father's old green tie on 
      C 
But I wouldn't give you tuppence for your old watch chain 
             G C 
Old iron old iron    

verse 3 
C 
Just to have a little bit of fun the other day 
G 
Made up in my watch and chain I went and drew my pay 
C 
Then got out with a lot of other colonels on the loose 
  G 
I got full right up to here in fourp'ny stagger juice 
C 
One of them said we want a pot of ale 
F 
Run him to the rag shop and we'll bung him on the scale 
C 
I heard the fellow say what's in this bundle that you've got 
     G 
Then whisper to me kindly do you want to lose your lot 

Chorus  
C                                         F 
Any old iron any old iron any any any old iron 
G 
You look neat talk about a treat 

You look dapper from your napper to your feet 
C 
Dressed in style brand new tile 
                            F 
And your father's old green tie on 
      C 
But I wouldn't give you tuppence for your old watch chain 
             G C 
Old iron old iron    

verse 4 
C 
Shan't forget when I got married to Selena Brown 
    G 
The way that people laughed at me it made me feel a clown 
C 
I began to wonder when their dials began to crack 
   G 
If by mistake I'd got my Sunday trousers front to back 
C 
I wore my chain on me Darby-kel 
    F 
The sun was shining on it and made me look a swell 
C 
The organ started playing and the bells began to ring 
   G 
Me chain began to rattle so the choir began to sing 

Chorus 
C                                         F 
Any old iron any old iron any any any old iron 
G 
You look neat talk about a treat 

You look dapper from your napper to your feet 
C 
Dressed in style brand new tile 
                            F 
And your father's old green tie on 
      C 
But I wouldn't give you tuppence for your old watch chain 
             G C   C   G C 
Old iron old iron