Am  C                      F 
    Do you know why you're lonely? 

G                       G7        C 
    It's because you're fat and gay 

Am  C                      F 
    Girls don't choose the nice guys 

             G 
And you're a nice guy 

           G7         C 
But you're fat and fucking gay 

Am     C                       F 
   And why don't girls see the inside? 

        G 
Oh they do 

         G7              C 
And they see that you're still fat and gay 


There's no such thing as the 

Am          C        F 
Friendzone, friendzo-one 

         G                         G7 
The only reason that you're lonely 

                  C 
Is because you're fat and gay 


There's no such thing as the 

Am          C        F 
Friendzone, friendzo-one 

         G                         G7 
The only reason that you're lonely (b0ss) 

                  C 
Is because you're fat and gay