Intro 
         N.C. 
(Spoken) I did not hit her, it's not true! 


[Refrão]
 
   A               Dm     A 
I did not hit her, oh hi Mark 
F#m                C#        D 
Lisa Lisa, you're tearing me apart 
     A                  Dm       A 
You know what they say, love is blind 
      F#m               C#        D 
Let's go eat, huh? Everything is fine 

Bridge 
A                                      Dm                A 
Cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep, Cheep cheep cheep cheep (I don't mind) 
F#m                                    C#                D 
Cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep, Cheep cheep cheep cheep (Everything is fine) 
A                                      Dm                A 
Cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep, Cheep cheep cheep cheep (I don't mind) 
F#m          D                     E           D      A 
Cheeep cheep cheeeep, cheep cheep cheep, cheep cheep. Cheep cheep. 

Verse 
       F#mmaj7          F#m 
You're tearing me apart 
      D 
Oh hi Mark 

E               A                             F#m 
Hey everybody! Thank you, this is a beautiful party 
                       D 
You invited all of my friends 
E                          A 
Hey, everybody! Let's eat cake 
                           F#m 
I have an announcement to make 
                      D 
I'm fed up with this world! 
D 
You're just a chicken 

Middle 8 
F#m 
How can you do this? 
   F#mmaj7 
You make me sick 
F#m7                               B 
Leave your stupid comments in your pocket 
       D 
You're going to destroy Johnny 

He's very sensitive 
Dm 
Leave your stupid comments in your pocket 
          G 
Son of a bitch 


[Refrão]
 
  A                Dm    A 
I did not hit her, oh hi Mark 
F#m        C#                 D 
Lisa Lisa, you're tearing me apart 
     A                   Dm     A 
You know what they say, love is blind 
      F#m                C#       D 
Let's go eat, huh? Everything is fine 

Bridge 
A                                      Dm                A 
Cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep, Cheep cheep cheep cheep (I don't mind) 
F#m                                    C#                D 
Cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep, Cheep cheep cheep cheep (Everything is fine) 
A                                      Dm                A 
Cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep, Cheep cheep cheep cheep (I don't mind) 
F#m          D                     E           D      A 
Cheeep cheep cheeeep, cheep cheep cheep, cheep cheep. Cheep cheep. 


[Refrão]
 
       F#mmaj7 
You're tearing me apart 
   F#m 
Hi doggy 
               D 
What a story, Mark 
                         A 
Anyway, how is your sex life? 
       F#mmaj7          F#m 
You're tearing me apart 

Oh hi Mark 
 D 
Underwear, that's life 

Verse 
   E 
Oh hey, Denny 

Oh hi, Mike 
A 
Oh hey, Peter 

Oh hey, guys 
F#m                       D 
Everybody, I'm so happy I have you as my friends 
   E 
Oh hi, babe 

Oh hi, Johnny 
A 
Oh hi, Claudette 

Hi, doggy 
F#m                               D 
Everybody, I love you as a human being, to the end 

Middle 8 
            F#m 
Where's my money, Denny 
                      F#mmaj7 
What'd you do with my money 
      F#m7         B 
Stop ganging up on me 

For God's sake 
D 
Why? Why? (Denny) 

Why? Why? (Denny) 
Dm 
Why? (Denny) (Denny) (Denny) (Denny) 
         G 
Let's go home 


[Refrão]
 
   A               Dm     A 
I did not hit her, oh hi Mark 
F#m                C#        D 
Lisa Lisa, you're tearing me apart 
     A                  Dm      A 
You know what they say, love is blind 
     F#m                 C#       D 
Let's go eat, huh? Everything is fine 

Bridge 
A                                      Dm                A 
Cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep, Cheep cheep cheep cheep (I don't mind) 
F#m                                    C#                D 
Cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep, Cheep cheep cheep cheep (Everything is fine) 
A                                      Dm                A 
Cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep, Cheep cheep cheep cheep (I don't mind) 
F#m          D                     E           D      A 
Cheeep cheep cheeeep, cheep cheep cheep, cheep cheep. Cheep cheep. 

Coda 
        F#mmaj7 
You're tearing me apart 
     F#m 
Hi, doggy 
        D 
Oh hi, Mark 
                              A 
Yeah, you can say that again 
       F#mmaj7 
You're tearing me apart 
        F#m 
Hey everybody 

You're the expert, Mark 
D                         A 
What kind of drugs do you take? 

(Denny) Why? 
        F#mmaj7 
You're tearing me apart 
F#m 
Calm down 
               D 
What a story, Mark 

Yeah, you can say that again 
A 
Me underwears, (haha) 
        F#mmaj7 
You're tearing me apart 
                F#m 
Anything for my princess 
        D 
Oh hi, Mark 
                   A 
You're tearing me apart... 

Outro  
         N.C. 
(Spoken) People are very strange these days...?