verse 1, Torquil 
              Em 
Wanted single F, under 33 
                G 
Must enjoy the sun, must enjoy the sea 
                 C 
Sought by single M, Mrs. Destiny 
                    B 
Send photo to address, is it you and me? 


verse 2, Amy 
                Em 
Reply to single M, my name is Caroline 
                  G 
Cell phone number here, call if you have the time 
       C                                      B 
28 and bored, grieving over loss, sorry to be heavy 
                                    Em 
But heavy is the cost, heavy is the cost 
    (G C B) 

verse 3, Torquil 
             Em 
Reply to Caroline, thanks so much for response 
                    G 
These things can be scary, not always what you want 
            C 
How about a drink? The St. Jude Club at noon 
                       B 
I'll phone you first I guess, I hope I see you soon 


verse 4, Amy 
                 Em 
I never got your name, I assume you're 33 
                      G 
Your voice it sounded kind, I hope that you like me 
                C 
When you see my face, I hope that you don't laugh 
                    B 
I'm not a film star beauty, I sent a photograph 
                      Em 
I hope that you don't laugh 
  ( G C B Em G c B) 

Verse 5, Amy 
               Em 
Note to single M, why did you not show up? 
                G 
I waited for an hour, I finally gave up 
                      C 
I thought once that I saw you, I thought that you saw me 
                    B 
I guess we'll never meet now 
                                         Em 
It wasn't meant to be, it wasn't mean to be 
               G                              C      B 
I was sure you saw me, but it wasn't meant to be 


Verse 6, Torquil 
              Em 
Wanted single F, under 33 
               G 
Must enjoy the sun, must enjoy the sea 
                 C 
Sought by single M, nothing too heavy 
                 B                                   Em 
Send photo to address, is it you or me? Is it you or me? 


Outro 
             G 
Is it you or me? 
             C 
Is it you or me? 
             B 
Is it you or me? 
             Em      G     C      B       Em 
Is it you or me?