[Refrão]
 
                F#m    C#m D 
Don't mess with Patrick 
       E        F#m        C#m D 
you'll get your face kicked 
       E        F#m       C#m D 
You'll get your head split 
    E         F#m    C#m D 
you mess with Patrick 



[Verso 1]

F#m D Bm 
        People think he's undercover, 
F#m D Bm 
      you might think he's just another 



[Verso 2]

F#m D Bm 
      Freak decked out 

in normal clothes 
F#m D Bm 
        you'll get a busted nose 



[Refrão]

                F#m    C#m D 
Don't mess with Patrick 
       E        F#m        C#m D 
you'll get your face kicked 
       E        F#m       C#m D 
You'll get your head split 
    E         F#m 
you mess with Patrick