Intro: G C D  (4x) 

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Kevin is a lunatic he works at Richardsons market 
Kevin is a lunatic he works there every day 
Kevin is a lunatic he works at Richardsons market 
Kevin is a lunatic the mailman thinks he's gay 

C       G         D       G 
He says fuck you, grocery dollar two 
C       G         D 
That's his way to say have a nice day 

      Kevin is a lunatic ... 

C       G         D       G 
He says go to hell candy bars are not on sale 
C       G         D 
but Zachary says he'll buy one anyway 

      Kevin is a lunatic ... 

 C           D               G 
The mail-mailman thinks he's gay