G         Am        C           G 
I drive by airports three days a day 
C 
Synchronizing every single move 
G           Am             C         G 
It's on the airwaves you're coming my way 
C 
Sure I don't have much to lose 

D           Am 
I'm a fumbled rekkid star 
D               Am 
They call me DJ Mini-mart 
                     D 
'Cause that's where I work 

Chorus: 
G         C            D 
Everybody knows I fell afoul of fame 
   Am                        D 
And you're to blame that I'm What's-His-Name 
G              C                  D 
I'm setting an example-you're the one I choose 
   Am                  D               G 
For page two news, it's my retrieval of you 

G          Am          C            G 
I'm right be-hind you, don't turn a-round 
C 
I was the one that cut your first song 
G        Am         C              G 
Get in the backseat, keep your head down 
C 
Didn't I shout it out all night long? 

D           Am 
Now I'm a fabled rekkid star 
D               Am 
They call me DJ Mini-mart 
                     D 
'Cause that's where I work 


G         C            D 
Everybody knows I fell afoul of fame 
   Am                        D 
And you're to blame that I'm What's-His-Name 
G              C                  D 
I'm setting an example-you're the one I choose 
   Am                  D               G 
For page two news, it's my retrieval of you 

 D                                 G         C 
Ba-bada-ba-bada-ba-bada-ba-bada-ba  baaaaaaa  baa baa 

G         Am           C           G 
I've got a boxcar with blankets and bread 
C 
In Sector 9 where no one goes 
G          Am         C             G 
I brought a pillow for that precious head 
C                                       D 
You'll be fine once you get to know me a-gain 

D           Am 
I'm a fumbled rekkid star 
D               Am 
They call me DJ Mini-mart 
                     D 
'Cause that's where I work 

G         C            D 
Everybody knows I fell afoul of fame 
   Am                        D 
And you're to blame that I'm What's-His-Name 
G              C                  D 
I'm setting an example-you're the one I choose 
   Am                  D               G 
For page two news, it's my retrieval of you 


G         Am        C            D          G 
I drive by airports practicing re-trieval of you 

D                                 G         C 
Ba-bada-ba-bada-ba-bada-ba-bada-ba  baaaaaaa  baa baa