Intro: G  F#m 

F#4 
I'd like to drop my trousers to the world       
       Em               G              F#m 
I am a man of means, of slender means 
F#4 
Each household appliance 
                         Em       G  F#m 
Is like a new science in my town 
F#4 
And if the day came when I felt a natural emotion 

    Em                             G                F#m 
I'd get such a shock I'd probably jump in the ocean 
           A                          Bm 
And when a train goes by, it's such a sad sound 

G 
No, no, no, no, no 
A           Bm 
It's such a sad thing 

( Em  G  F#m ) 

F#4 
I'd like to drop my trousers to the Queen 
      Em                  G              F#m 
Every sensible child will know what this means 
F#4 
The poor and the needy 
                       G              F#m 
Are selfish and greedy on her terms 
F#4 
And if the day came when I felt a natural emotion 
    Em                            G              F#m 
I'd get such a shock I'd probably jump in the ocean 
           A                          Bm 
And when a train goes by, it's such a sad sound 

G 
No, no, no, no, no 
A           Bm 
It's such a sad thing 

( Em  G  F#m ) 

F#4 
And when I'm lying in my bed 
  Em                                      G   F#m 
I think about life And I think about death 
F#4                           Em          G   F#m 
And neither one particularly appeals to me 
           F#4 
And if the day came when I felt a natural emotion 
Em                                      G   F#m 
I'd get such a shock I'd probably lie 
       Em                            G   F#m 
In the middle of the street and die 
    Em  G    F#m F#4   
I'd lie down and die 
A   G 
Oh  oh