D                                         E   Bm              A     D 
If I punched myself every time I dreamt about us, well, then I’d be dead.  
D                                         E  Bm        A      D             G D A   G     A D G   A  
It’s funny you should mention that subject. Oh the thought of punching you instead. Get out of my head.  
D                                         F#m                                             G    
’I don’t know how many times I’ve told you. Is it the sound of ’NO’ that you don’t quite understand?â? 
                               A     Em 
I don’t knowâ... Well, actually, I think so.  


Bm       A        G                                  Bm                    A            G      
Oh it’s hard. Oh it’s quite hard. When you’re on your own and it makes me sad when I’m on my own.  

D                Am7                      G                    Em   
I cried myself to sleep last night. Cause you turned me down on my birthday night.  
D                                       Am7       G 
All the boys were there and I watched them stare with glee.  
          A                         Em                                  A 
Oh it was a particularly bad time to be me. Not a very pleasant time, you’ll agree.  
    F#m                    G 
A particularly bad time to be me.  


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D                    Am7              G                        Em 
I cried myself to sleep last night: A bouncer turned me down at an oldies night.  
D                        Am7                     G 
A forty minute queue. The passport wouldn’t do. That was it as far as I was concernedâ...  
                A                     Em 
Concerned with you. Oh now what can I do? 
A                                                 Em 
Why don’t you come back home with me and let’s make a minor mistake.  
                     A                    F#m                      G 
It’s true what they say: A little bit of bad luck in your love life can educate. 

Bm         A        G                                 Bm                  A              G        
Oh it’s hard. Oh it’s quite hard. When you’re on your own and it makes me sad when I’m on my own.  
          A                       Em                                A 
Oh it was a particularly bad time to be me. Not a very pleasant time, you’ll agree.  
     F#m                   G 
A particularly bad time to be me.