L-y

{Part 1} 
Am                          Dm 
You're wearing your squeaky shoes 
E7                       Am 
And right there taking a snooze 
F                                E7 
Is a tiger, so how do you walk on by? 
Am           Dm           E7         Am 
Silently ... silently ... silent ... L-Y 

{Part 2} 
Am                    Dm 
You're a secret agent man 
E7                     Am 
Who's after the secret plan 
F                                         E7 
How do you act so they don't know you're a spy? 
Am           Dm           E7         Am 
Normally ... normally ... normal ... L-Y 

{Part 3} 
Am                       Dm 
At an eating contest you boast 
E7                   Am 
That you can eat the most 
F                                     E7 
How do you down your fiftieth piece of pie? 
Am          Dm          E7        Am 
Eagerly ... eagerly ... eager ... L-Y 

{Part 4} 
Am                    Dm 
On the lake your boat upset 
E7                           Am 
And your clothes got soaking wet 
F                                    E7 
How do you stand and wait for them to dry? 
Am                      Dm                      E7                    Am 
V-v-v-v-v patiently ... V-v-v-v-v patiently ... V-v-v-v-v patient ... L-Y 

{Part 5} 
Am            Dm 
In the public library 
E7                         Am 
You fall and you hurt your knee 
F                                               E7 
But the sign says "quiet please," so how can you cry? 
Am           Dm           E7        Am 
Quietly .... quietly .... quiet ... L-Y 

{Part 6} 
Am                    Dm 
As you walk along the street 
E7              Am 
A porcupine you meet 
F                                     E7 
How do you shake his hand when he says hi? 
Am            Dm             E7          Am 
Carefully ... carefully .... careful ... L-Y 

{Part 7} 
Am                    Dm 
You enter a very dark room 
E7                       Am 
And sitting there in the gloom 
F                              E7 
Is Dracula! Now how do you say Goodbye? 
Am             Dm             E7            Am 
immediately... immediatley... immediate ... L-Y 

Bye bye!