[Verso 1]
 
G     C                 G 
Steel Panther fucked my girlfriend 
G                  C            D 
Turned that little pussy inside out 
Am                D 
Violated my sweet precious little honey 
          Am                                 D 
Now she's talking about the sailor and she's walking kinda funny 
Am                           D 
Crabs in her panties and her snatch is kinda runny 
C                       D 
Don't wanna love her no more 


[Verso 2]

G     C                 G 
Steel Panther fucked my girlfriend 
G                        C                  D 
Spread 'er them legs and filled 'er up real good 
Am                       D 
Everybody warned me that they were gonna do it 
        Am                     D 
Now 'er hole is so big you can drive a tractor through it 
Bm                      E 
Taken lotta men to keep being her lover 
    C                       D 
'Er cookie is the size of a manhole cover 


[Verso 3]

A     D                 A 
Steel Panther fucked my girlfriend 
A                            D             E 
Gave her the shocker and the Dirty Sanchez too 
Bm                          E 
Took her backstage and then all took turns 
        Bm                         E 
Lookin' 'bout the counter makes me squeak and squirm 
    Bm                       E 
She farts and smells like an old man's sperm 
      D                                A 
And I don't wanna love a dirty girl no more 
D                       A 
Don't wanna love her no more 
D                       A 
Don't wanna love her no more 
D                       A     N.C. 
Don't wanna love her no more 

Fuck you Steel Panther