I Walk The Line (parody)

(E) Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh 
As sure as (B7) day is dark and night is (E) light 
Hey, I (B7) don't think that I said that (E) right 
Well any-(A)-way I'm flyin' high to-(E)-night 
*I feel (B7) fine (feelin' fine) I walk the (E) line (walk the line) 

(A) Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh 
I find it (E) very, very easy to be (A) true 
But the question (E) is, to be true to (A) who 
'Cause I ain't (D) got no one to be true (A) to 
And that's just (E) fine (that's just fine), I walk the (A) line (walk the line) 

(D) Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh 
There's a windin' (A) road that runs right by my (D) shack 
It was (A) late last night I started (D) back 
When a (G) patrolman drove right up be-(D)-hind 
I paid the (A) fine (paid the fine), couldn't walk the (D) line (couldn't walk the line) 

(E) Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh 
I find it (B7) very, very hard to hit these (E) notes 
But that's the (B7) low down way this song is (E) wrote 
I think I (A) need a little somethin' to wet my (E) throat 
Thank you (B7) friend. (thank you friend), I walk the (E) line (walk the line) 

(D) Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm 
I find it (A) very, very easy to for-(D)-get 
That Johnny (A) Cash is the one that wrote this (D) hit 
I guess I (G) might have screwed it a little (D) bit 
He was a friend of (A) mine (friend of mine), I walk the (D) line (walk the line) 

FADE OUT 
Hmmmm HIC! Hmmmm HIC! Hmmmm