Intro: 
D Bm A G 
D Bm A G 


[Verso 1]

D           Bm         A         G 
Man, you're really one heck of a guy 
D    Bm           A      G 
Best friend since junior high 
D             Bm              A           G 
You showed me Playboy for the very first time 
         D  Bm A G 
That was rad 
D          Bm           A            G 
We saw Bon Jovi, we sat in the front row 
D              Bm          A        G 
I pierced your ear right before the show 
D             Bm                 A         G    D Bm A G 
We stole your brother's beer and he didn't know 
G                        D 
Your new girlfriend is a son of a gun 
Em 
Did you fall in love 
           A 
Or did you just wanna get some? 


[Refrão]

D                           A 
That girl is crazy, she's a loco-motion 
Bm                          G 
I know you know she used to be my girl 
    D 
You better run for cover 
             A 
'Cause she's ticking like a time bomb 
Bm                         G 
And did I mention that you both suck.com 
Em         G          A 
Now you're stuck with her 
     Em    G       A 
Like Mellencamp is stuck with Cougar 
  Em         G            A 
I guess that makes me the luckiest loser 


Interlude:
D Bm A G 
D Bm A G 



[Verso 2]

  D            Bm             A          G 
I met her at a kegger, passed out in the yard 
D              Bm           A           G 
Getting in her pants wasn't really that hard 
D        Bm         A          G 
6 months later, she crashed my car 
         D  Bm A G 
That was rad 
D           Bm            A        G 
She's got a glow from her spray on tan 
D       Bm            A        G 
Marilyn Manson is her favorite band 
D        Bm              A         G 
I really think she might worship Satan 
      D  Bm A G 
Not a band 
G                       D 
Your new boyfriend is a son of a gun 
Em 
Did you fall in love 
           A 
Or did you just wanna get some? 


[Refrão]

D                           A 
That girl is crazy, she's a loco-motion 
Bm                          G 
I know you know she used to be my girl 
    D 
You better run for cover 
             A 
'Cause she's ticking like a time bomb 
Bm                         G 
And did I mention that you both suck.com 
Em         G          A 
Now she's stuck with you 
       Em       G      A 
Like a frat guy with a bad tattoo 
       Em      G         A 
Like Celebrity Golf with Alice Cooper 
Em         G            A 
Guess that makes me the luckiest loser 


[Ponte]

Bm 
Mel Gibson, Danny Glover 
G 
You deserve each other 
D                          A 
A 'Lethal Weapon' when you take her home 

To meet your mother 
Bm 
She was a superstar 
G 
Back seat of my car 
D 
Those days are over 
         A        G 
Now life goes on, yeah 
G                        D 
Your new girlfriend is a son of a gun 
Em 
Did you fall in love 
           A 
Or did you just wanna get some? 


[Refrão]

D                           A 
That girl is crazy, she's a loco-motion 
Bm                          G 
I know you know she used to be my girl 
    D 
You better run for cover 
             A 
'Cause she's ticking like a time bomb 
Bm                         G 
And did I mention that you both suck.com 
Em         G          A 
Now you're stuck with her 
     Em    G       A 
Like Mellencamp is stuck with Cougar 
     Em     G        A 
Like number two on a pooper scooper 
  Em         G            A 
I guess that makes me the luckiest loser 
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A        G     D Bm 
Luckiest loser 
A        G     D Bm 
Luckiest loser 
A        G     D Bm A G 
Luckiest loser