[Intro: ](F) (C) (F) (G) (F) (C) (G) (F) x 2 

I'm (F5) driving down the highway 
Headed to the range 
Gonna knock 'em out stong 
But I'm feeling no pain 
(F5) Got an old brown bag 
Big stick in the back 
Where the grass don't grow 
Gonna take a few hacks 

 There's a (G) place for you if you're just like (F) me 
 (C) Armchair greens chillin at the T(F)V  
 (G) Have another cool one bud 
 It won't (F) hurt 
 (Am) Got myself a (C) big stick 
 (G) swingin in the dirt  

(F) (C) (F) (G) (F) (C) (G) (F)  

Got a (F5) two bit job 
with a little bit of pay 
But I feel no pressure 
Couple lessons today 
(F5) Working on the swing 
And talkin' trash 
Take another good hit 
Try to make it last 

 There's a (G) place for you 
 If you're just like (F) me 
 (C) Armchair boys yelling at the T(F)V 
 (G) Twenty points in a row 
 I'm getting sh(F)irts 
 (Am) Got myself a (C) big stick (G) swingin' in the dirt 

(F) (C) (F) (G) (F) (C) (G) (F)  x 2 

Bet a (F5) five dollar nasaw 
And all you got's two 
Well a five foot gimme 
Make a man out of you 
Well I (F5) got my dreams 
And they just don't stop 
Well a big man, big shot 
Make her on top 

Repeat 1st Chorus 

(F) (C) (F) (G) (F) (C) (G) (F)  x 2 

 There's a (G) place for you 
 If you're just like (F) me 
 (C) Armchair boys yelling at the T(F)V 
 (G) Have another cool one bud 
 It won't (F) hurt 
 (Am) Got myself a (C) big stick 
 (G) swingin in the dirt  

Fade out