key:  A 
tuning:  standard  E A D G 
 
 
main riff 
 
G-----------5---------| 
D---7-7-5-7---7-5-----| 
A-----------------5-5-| 
E---------------------| 
 
intro 
 
play riff four times 
 
 
first verse   play riff 8 times 
 
Stiff competition  If I go up you take me higher 
Stiff competition  And when I'm down you take me higher 
 
chorus 
 
There's (E)stiff competition (D)  (A)all over the (D) (E) world (D) (A) (D) 
(E)I screw you you screw (D) (A)me They screw us here we go (D) (E)again 
(D) (A) (D) 
 
bridge 
 
(B)Oh (A) (B)right (A) (B)We have so much fun (A)when we're toget(B)her 
(A)When we're toget(B)her (A)When we're toget(B)her 
 
interlude 
 
(D)Now (Bb) (D) (Bb) I looked (D)hard in your (Bb)eyes 
It was (D)love at first (Bb)sight 
It took me (D)minutes you're still (Bb)waiting waiting for your (D)turn 
your (Bb)turn it won't be long 
 
repeat entire song 
 
second verse lyrics 
 
Stiff competition 
I work hard everyday of my life 
Stiff competition 
Get it up you take me higher 
 
outro-  play riff until fade 
 
 
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                   -I'm here, I'm queer, I play 5-string bass