verse 1 
Em 
Right now, we're angry and sad 
C 
It's our right to get righteously mad 
         Am                        D 
At every member of the opposite sex 
              Em 
Oh God, we hate them! 

verse 2 
Em 
Let's not distinguish between them at all 
C 
Let's just drink a lot more alcohol 
    Am 
And then high-five each other 
                                  B 
As we make a bunch of blanket statements 


[Refrão]
 
      C                D 
Let's generalize about men! 
      B                Em 
Let's generalize about men! 
           C                D 
Let's take one bad thing about one man 
B                Em 
And apply it to all of them 
         C 
Let's conflate all the guys 
      D 
Let's generalize 
      Em 
About men! 

verse 3 
Em 
All men are completely repressed 
C 
All men only want to have sex 
Am 
There are no exceptions 
   D                         Em 
All three billion men are like this (All 3.6 billion men!) 

verse 4 
Em 
All men are emotionally stunted 
     C 
When asked how they feel, every man's always grunted 
    Am 
And why do men never listen and only think about themselves 
              B 
As opposed to women, who always listen and never think about themselves? 
N.C. 
(Ooh, I hear you, girl!) 


[Refrão]
 
      C                D 
Let's generalize about men! 
      B                Em 
Let's generalize about men! 
           C 
Let's get super-lit 
       D 
And not admit 
             B                        Em 
This is some kind of primal ritual we need now and then 
          C 
Maybe our spirits will rise 
      D                Em 
If we generalize about men! 

Bridge 
C 
All men are stupid and childish 
D 
Even the ones who are smart and mature 
C 
All every man does every day 
         B 
Is watch porn, eat wings, burp, fart, and snore 

N.C. 
(Hey, what about gay men? Oh no, gay men are fine) 

C 
Gay men are all really great 
D 
Every single one 
              C 
They're never mean, just sassy 
                        B 
They're all completely adorable and fun 


[Refrão]
 
         C                         D 
So let's focus for now on straight men 
           B                Em 
Let's just generalize about them 
             B 
(They're all monsters! They're murderers! They're rapists! Totally! Wait, I have sons.) 
C             D          Em 
Your sons are gonna be rapists