Intro: F#  A  E  D  x2 


F#                          A 
Language is scary when over-analysed,  

E                           D 
Every word that I say seems far too contrived.  

F#                             A 
What are your intentions? I’m ashamed by mine.  

         E                      D   
When I'm thinking too much I realise I'm unkind. 



   

   F#                       A  
Pretend that I’m nicer than I’ll ever be, 

    E                          D  
I'm selfish and deluded, enjoy my hypocrisy. 

   F#                               A 
Complain that I’m bored, when being bored is a privilege. 

E                                  D 
Act like I’m suffering, there’s no suffering in this. 



Intro 1/2 

  
F#                         A               
First world problems, they breed in my head. 

    E                             D 
Ethical contradictions between my actions and what I’ve said. 

         F#                       A 
I should just shut my mouth as evidence piles against me, 

         E                             D 
that I’m so much worse than I think, exposed as a phoney. 



F#         A 
I am shit, I am shit 

E                   D 
nurr-nurr nurr-nurr fucking dick. 

F#         A   
I am shit, I am shit 

E                    D    D 
nurr-nurr nurr-nurr  nurr-nurr