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D B Em A 


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 So I’m lost in the fog. But I feel like a hundred thousand pounds. 
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Because I ain’t got a job. Talking audio visual multimedia. 
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 Market forces in the workplace. Business management desktop consultancy. 
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 IBM ITA. It’s the chief executive, fresh from Reykjavik. 


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 Motivation relocation. Target achievement supervisory. 
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 Maximising your potential. Audit sales team interpersonal. 
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 Client data validation. Type fast accurate service customer. 
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 Human resources. Finance development keyboard millennium. 


D                B     Em      A 
 Full time negotiator. 5.1 WordPerfect applicant. 
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 Continued expansion. Systems purchase challenging environment. 
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 Candidate enthusiastic. Thriving driving flexible initiative. 
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 Enterprising innovation. Hands-on profile, hands off Angela. 


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 Temporary secretary. Drunk on Ferris Wheel McCartney Hogmanay. 
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 Organising and recruiting. Spreadsheets costing variance analysis. 
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 Field support communication. Direct powerful retail growth. 
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You stick your input in, your output out. Co-ordinate your strategy and shake it all about. 


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And oh oh-oh-oh,   here’s the bottom line.  
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 I’ll not be taken on board at this present moment in time. 

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