Redneck Mess

[Verso 1]
 
            F 
I'm runnin' one headlight on this Tennessee night 
       Bb 
Comin' down around the bingo hall 
      Dm                    Bb                         C 
Got a cooler in the bed, a couple deer sheds, and a chainsaw 
       F 
Man, I wear out my wheels hopping these hills 
      Bb                        Dm 
But someday when I'm sitting good 
           F                           C                   F 
I'm gonna buy this whole mountain and move it out to Hollywood 
 


[Refrão]
 
C                       Bb 
 Stomp around it like a redneck mess 
                    F 
All the way to the grave, hell yes 
                          C 
Rough and ragged like my old red truck 
               Bb       F 
Just getting by on some redneck luck 
                     Bb 
I do my dancing in a redneck suit 
                        Dm             Dm C Bb 
Cut-off flannel and my old brown boots 
                      F                C 
It ain't no more, it ain't no less, I guess 
                    F     C 
I'm just a redneck mess 
 


[Verso 2]
 
             F 
Well, I was swimmin' last week in a pool of Knob Creek 
         Bb                      F 
Floatin' over at the Pitch and Pour 
        Dm                   Bb                         C 
When I spotted Big Jane, my Friday night flame on the dance floor 
              F 
She had that little dress on and it didn't take long 
           Bb                         Dm 
'Fore she threw it out and reeled me in 
           F                       C                        F   C 
Yeah, I woke up on her back porch, tied up to the gate again 
 


[Refrão]
 
                         Bb 
Twistin', turnin' like a redneck mess 
                    F 
All the way to the grave, hell yes 
                           C 
Rough and ragged like my old red truck 
            Bb         F 
I make it home on some redneck luck 
                     Bb 
I do my dancing in a redneck suit 
                        Dm             Dm C Bb 
Cut-off flannel and my old brown boots 
                      F                C 
It ain't no more, it ain't no less, I guess 
                    F     C 
I'm just a redneck mess  


Instrumental:
F F Bb Bb 
F C F C 


[Verso 3]
 
    F 
Now welcome back home to my Tennessee throne 
        Bb                        F 
It's a diamond in the briars and brush 
     Dm                          Bb                        C 
That mower won't start, but she runs in my heart like my first crush 
          F 
Yeah, I remember her well, that Eileen Bell 
         Bb                        Dm 
She was sweeter than the mountain dew 
             F                         C                        F    C 
I think I'll pour her one out here and light a little tire for two 
 


[Refrão]
 
                          Bb 
Keep it burnin' it like a redneck mess 
                    F 
All the way to the grave, hell yes 
                         C 
Rough and ragged like my old red truck 
        Bb         F 
All I need is some redneck luck 
                     Bb 
I do my dancing in a redneck suit 
                       Dm              Dm C Bb 
Cut-off flannel and my old brown boots 
                      F                C 
It ain't no more, it ain't no less, I guess 
                    F     C 
I'm just a redneck mess 
                      Bb               C 
It ain't no more, it ain't no less, I guess 
                    F    C F 
I'm just a redneck mess