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There's a haze on the skyline to wish me on my way   
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   And there's a note on the telephone, some roses on a tray   
    D                                 Cadd9      D                    Em 
And the motorway's stretching,  right out to us all   
D                          Cadd9         D    Em7   D            Em          D  
   As I pull on my old wings, One White Duck on your wall   
            Bb         Am   
Isn't it just to damn real?   
Am                     D     Am  
One White Duck on your wall   
                 D     Am  
One duck on your wall  

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I'll catch a ride on your violin, strung up on your bow  
G                                                                                             C           D  
   And I'll float on your melody, sing your Chorus soft and low   
 D                                     Cadd9    EM  D           Em 
There's a picture-view postcard to say that I called  
    D                                    Cadd9   D      Em7   D            Em             D  
   You can see from the fireplace, One White Duck on your wall   
         Bb         Am  
Isn't it just to damn real?   
Am                                      D     Am  
One White Duck on your wall   
                                 D     Am  
One duck on your wall  
                               D    Em  
One duck on your wall  

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Something must be wrong with me and my brain  
G                            C       D 
if I'm so patently unrewarding. 
                    G                                         C               

But my dreams are for dreaming and best left that
 way 
               F                                  Cadd9                         G...F...G 
and my zero to your power of ten equals nothing at all.

 

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There's no double-lock defense; there's no chain on my door.
 
G                    C              D 
I'm available for consultation, 
                 G                                     C           G...F...G 

But remember your way in is also my way out,  
                   F                              Cadd9               G...F...G 
and
love's four-letter word is no compensation. 
G                                                                    C                 G...F...G 


Well, I'm the Black Ace dog-handler:    I'm a waiter on 
skates 
 G                                              C                D 
so don't you jump to your foreskin conclusions.
 
                 G                                         C                       G...F...G 
Because I'm up to my deaf ears in cold breakfast trays  
               F                              C                                                         G 
to be cleared before I can dine on your sweet Sunday lunch confusion.