Intro Fm 

            C#5 
So you just stand there 
       G#5 
With a dollar at your feet 
        F#5 
And you wait as I retreat 
          G#5 
To go get mine 
           C#5 
And when I get back 
             G#5 
You're still waiting silently 
         F#5 
Cause my mother's fast asleep 
          G#5 
Right next door 

          G#5                         C#5 
Yeah, I'm 26 and I still live with my parents 
               G#5 
Oh, I can't do laundry 
                   F#5 
Christ, I can't do dishes 
                 G#5 
What'll I do without you 
               C#5 
When your body fails you 
            G#5 
When nobody loves you 
               F#5 
All they do is miss you 
                    G#5 
But they don't even care 

      G#                       C# 
So be careful when you run downstairs 
                   G# 
Be careful who you talk to 
                         F# 
Or the wonderful way you walk 
                              G# 
You are like a magnet for all evil 

            C#5 
So you just stand there 
       G#5 
With a dollar at your feet 
        F#5 
And you wait as I retreat 
          G#5 
To go get mine 
           C#5 
And when I get back 
           G#5 
You're too terrified to speak 
        F#5 
And my brother's such a creep 
     G#5 
Even more 

         G#                        C# 
Yeah, be careful when you run downstairs 
                   G# 
Be careful who you talk to 
                         F# 
Or the wonderful way you walk 
                              G# 
You are like a magnet for all evil 
                            C# 
Cause there's so much good inside you 
                         G# 
And I wish that I could hide you 
                        F# 
Some place no one could hurt you 
                    G# 
Where nobody could change you 

                    C#5 
I'll lock you in my room 
                        G#5 
And I'll tie you to the sheets 
                                  C#5 
Cause I could watch you sleep for weeks 
                           G#5 
Oh, the things you'd never see 
                 F# 
If it were up to me 

F#   G#   A#m   G# 
F#   G#   A#m   G# 

               F# 
Oh, I can't do laundry 
                   G# 
Christ, I can't do dishes 
                 F# 
What'll I do without you 

G# 
End on G#/C