Dick In A Box

This chords for this one are pretty easy. 
This is CAPO 8!!! 
or not... however you wanna sing it. 


Em7                    F#7          Bm7 
  Girl you know we've been together such a long long time (such a long time) 
Em7         F#7    Bm7 
  And now I'm ready to lay it on the line 
       Em7          F#7                 Bm7 
(Wooow)      You know it's Christmas and my heart is open wide 
Em7        F#7                Bm7 
  Gonna give you something so you know what's on my mind 
Em7       F#7            Bm7 
     A gift real special, so take off the top 
      Em7         F#7                  Bm7 
Take a look inside ----- it's my dick in a box 
Em7              F#7 
Not gonna get you a diamond ring 
Bm7 
That sort of gift don't mean anything 
Em7              F#7 
Not gonna get you a fancy car 
Bm7 
Girl ya gotta know you're my shining star 
Em7              F#7 
Not gonna get you a house in the hills 
  Bm7 
A girl like you needs somethin' real 
    Em7               F#7 
Wanna get you somethin' from the heart 
          Bm7 
Somethin' special girl 
                  Em7    F#7                 Bm7 
It's my dick in a box,              my dick in a box babe 
                  Em7    F#7                 Bm7 
It's my dick in a box,              my dick in a box girl 

You should be able to get it from here... 


    
    If you need more help, (with the strumming pattern, singing, etc...) here's the video I  
the tab from... he's not the best singer, but his tab is Spot-On!!! 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nFuzLWBTuhg