Fat Funny Friend

Intro:  Am  F  C  G  
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     Am        F 
I break the ice 
              C   G 
So they don't seem my size 
        Am         F 
And I have to be nice 
            C       G 
Or I'll be the next punch line 

Am                    F 
I'm just the best friend in Hollywood 
Movies 
 C             G 
Who only exists to continue the story 
 Am 
The girl gets the guy while I'm 
F 
Standing offscreen 
      C               G 
So I'll wait for my cue to be comedic Relief 

Am                F 
Can't be too loud and can't be too busy 
  C                     G 
If I don't answer now, are they still 

Gonna need me? 
Am                F 
Can't be too proud and can't think I'm 

Pretty 
     C             G 
Do they keep me around so their flaws 

Just seem silly? 

         Am        F 
Life of the fat funny friend 
         C       G 
Life of the fat funny friend 
        Am    F 
I say I'm okay 
              C  G 
Cause they wouldn't care anyway 
           Am        F 
And I could try to explain 
          C 
But my effort's in vein, they can't 
 G 
Relate to how 

      Am                F 
I've drawn out in sharpie where I'd 

Take the scissors 
  C                        G 
If that's what it took for me to look 

In the mirror 
     Am            F 
I've done every diet to make me look 

Thinner 
 C                 G 
So why do I still feel so goddammn 

Inferior 

Am                F 
Can't be too loud and can't be too busy 
  C                     G 
If I don't answer now, are they still 

Gonna need me? 
Am                F 
Can't be too proud and can't think I'm 

Pretty 
     C             G 
Do they keep me around so their flaws 

Just seem silly? 

         Am        F 
Life of the fat funny friend 
         C       G 
Life of the fat funny friend 

      Am            F 
It's funny when I think a guy likes me 
      C 
And it's funny when I'm the one who 
G 
Says let's go to eat 
          Am 
It's fucking funny when I'm asked to go 
F 
Out on halloween 
 C                G 
Dresses and thigh highs while I hide my 

Body 

Am                F 
Can't be too loud and can't be too busy 
  C                     G 
If I don't answer now, are they still 

Gonna need me? 
Am                F 
Can't be too proud and can't think I'm 

Pretty 
     C             G 
Do they keep me around so their flaws 

Just seem silly? 

         Am        F 
Life of the fat funny friend 
         C       G 
Life of the fat funny friend 

         Am        F 
Life of the fat funny friend 
         C       G 
Life of the fat funny friend 

     Am                 F 
I've drawn out in sharpie where I'd 
         C 
Take the scissors