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K.Flay 
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Hey I'm MC Lars, a wholesome kid 
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So popular I messed with the Olsen twins 
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Toured my ass off programming my laptop 
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Comic book rich wearing Simpson's ascots 
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Ask not if I'm dope cause I am you should know 
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Selling out shows with my old school flow 
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From Stockholm to Raven to iGeneration 
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ICP and Public Enemy my inspiration 
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 Oh aight, rock an A's cap daily 
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Hot fangirls all calling me baby 
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Wanna have Lars Horris in their backseat Taurus 
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Cause my space game's bigger than Tyrannosaurus 
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But you know that I ain't got time  
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I've been on my grind since 1999 
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DIY and I'm living like a rock star 
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Can't get hyphy but I ghost ride cop cars 


MC Lars 
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Well my name is K.Flay and I come from Illinois 
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And when I rock the mic well I get all the boys 
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I'm five foot seven I play by my own rules 
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I'm so smart that Harvard was my safety school 
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I'm a very good person, my pancakes are amazing 
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I'm building up my game to make this industry my plaything 
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I really like Muse and I dig Liz Phair 
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I'm down with Zion I, I have dyed brown hair 
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Yo SF living double majored in Psychology 
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Slash Sociology don't ask for an apology 
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When I'm like "GIRL POWER!" and you're like "Whatever!" 
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I rock ProTools, Logic, Reason, because I'm very clever 
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Ableton? Please! That's my steez,  
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I can easily pull nine awesome beats out my sleeve 
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I flow better than Lars, but don't tell him that! 
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On "This Gigantic Robot Kills" I ghostwrote half the tracks  


Outro 
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Welcome to the MC Lars and K.Flay show 
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We attack your ears like Vincent Van Gogh 
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We got style, we got brains 
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On your girl we're running trains 
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With our rhymes and our beats 
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So now check out our EP