How Every Game Ends

[Verso 1]
 
G 
Start the game, sit in queue 
C 
I can't wait to kill some noobs 
G 
Loading screen, here we go 
C 
Our team comp is super-pro 
D               C                     G 
Look at all our skins, We're going to win 
D                 C         G 
I can't wait for the fun to begin. 
 


[Verso 2]
 
G 
Buy some pots, machete 
C 
Someone come and leash for me, 
G 
Hey guys, here comes an invade, 
C 
Is my whole team AFK? 
D                 C               G 
I got killed and now blue buff is gone 
D                  C         G 
Rage in chat while I wait to respawn. 
 


[Verso 3]
 
G 
Later on, MIA 
C 
No opponent in mid lane 
G 
Even so, our lanes push 
C 
Mid was hiding in a bush 
D             C             G 
Top never bothered to buy a ward 
D             C                 G 
Now I bet his butthole's pretty sore. 
 


[Verso 4]
 
G 
Top is gone, bottom's fed 
C 
The chat log's better left unread 
G 
Even though we all died. 
C 
The surrender gets denied. 
D             C             G 
I think it's safe to say we all agree 
D             C                 G 
This is everyone's fault except me. 
 


[Ponte]
 
C                              G 
And we've lost all attempts at combat. 
C                 G 
We haven't warded anything. 
A 
All the lanes are empty, what's with that? 
C 
Oh look, they've got Baron buff. 
D 
Now my teammates start to ping. 
 


[Verso 5]
 
G 
Our teamwork, it appalls 
C 
I think that I might uninstall. 
G 
That's enough I am done. 
C 
I hear that Dawngate's pretty fun. 
D           C                 G 
This is how every single game ends. 
D          C           G 
Deep into depression I descend.