In certain parts of the song, there's a weird chord made up of C#, F and G. Not sure how  
to play that on guitar, because I learnt it on Piano. It will be noted as just "C#" 

Dm           F               Bb 
When I first came into this world 
you were there 

Dm          F          Bb 
safe in my mouth, and beautiful 

Dm             F               Bb 
whenever I was hungry you were there 

Dm         F          Bb 
safe in my mouth and beautiful 

Gm        C#               Dm 
and as a young man, I was taken 
        Dm/C 
by the shape of you 
     Gm        C#               Dm          F 
and all I ever hoped to do was touch 

Gm     C#           Dm                 F 
as an older man, I can't believe it's possible 
   Bb                       F 
to love a pound of flesh so much 

F            F/A 
Boobies are fine, 
             Bbsus2 
boobies are always on my mind 

              F 
they make me safe, 
              F/A               Bbsus2 
yeah, like a happy little baby sleeping 

F            F/A                 Bbsus2 
boobies are sweet, boobies have always been 
so good to me 
F          F/A                 Bbsus2 
Oooooh ooh ooooh... I love you boobies 

I can't be bothered to do the rest, but it's the same! 

she was everyone's favorite teacher 
but we got used to her substitute 

because she got sick in April, 
we last saw Ms Wemett in June 

I was too young to understand 
I don't know, maybe I still am 

maybe I'm not man enough 

but how could something 
that we've always known to love so much 
take away the ones we love? 

Boobies are fine, 
boobies are always on my mind 

they make me safe, 
yeah, like a happy little baby sleeping 

I know I'm limited, by the fact that I'm a man, 
but I'll do what I can. 

Oh, I love you boobies.