Intro: 
A E D D 
A E F#m F#m 


A                                E  
 I know you like to think you've found the one, 
        D 
 And it must be, finally, gotta be love, 
            A                                 E 
 But you're probably not and probably didn't (nope)  
                  F#m 
 Just sayin' that Snapchat, text-back game you're playing 
            A                        E 
 Starts with 'show me yours and I'll show you mine' 
        D 
 Then a couple screenshots end up online 
           A                   E 
 And those dick pics and titty snaps 
      F#m 
 Have all gone viral on the internet (tight) 
  

 A     E                   D 
 Naked pictures sound like fun 
                             A          E           F#m 
 Until you break up and they make their way to everyone 

 And all of the creepers 
 A                         E 
 Crankin' it, spankin' it, passin' 'em on, 
 D 
 Postin' it, showin' it, blowin' 'em up. 
       A          E                 F#m 
 Don't take those pictures like you do 
                         A    E  
 Of you in your birthday suit. 
D                     A     E   F#m 
 You in your birthday suit. 


                 A                     E 
 Talkin' that va-jay-jay vision with a nipple lick flick, 
   D 
 A cock shot, ball drop or 'baby just the tip' 
       A                        E 
 Cause news moves fast but your boobs move quicker 
 F#m 
 Picture that ass on the front page of Flickr 
 A     E 
 NSFW, more like anywhere, 
 D 
 Tried my best to warn you, but you didn't care. 
 A                 E 
 Awkward pose, bad light, slight bend 
 F#m 
 Leave it to the pros, y'all, you should never send 
  

 A     E                   D 
 Naked pictures sound like fun 
                             A          E           F#m 
 Until you break up and they make their way to everyone 

 And all of the creepers 
 A                         E 
 Crankin' it, spankin' it, passin' 'em on, 
 D 
 Postin' it, showin' it, blowin' 'em up. 
       A          E                 F#m 
 Don't take those pictures like you do 

 Of you in your birthday suit. 

 You in your birthday suit. 


 A                   E  
 Best case scenario, pictures of your scarey-o 
D 
 Face, never make it to the wrong hands. 
A                    E 
 The inverse, is the whole universe 
          F#m 
 Sees you shake your holiday hams. 
 A                        E 
 Background check for the perfect job 
         D 
 But the Google search shows the tiggle bit is a dong 
           A                     E 
 There's a booty smack screencap goin' around 
         F#m                                           A   E   D 
 And you had to get a lawyer to get the nip clip taken down 
                                           A E F#m 
 (well, that's what your junk looks like,) 
 N.C. 
 (So I guess there's that) 


 A     E                   D 
 Naked pictures sound like fun 
                             A          E           F#m 
 Until you break up and they make their way to your mom 

 And all of the creepers 
 A                         E 
 Crankin' it, spankin' it, passin' 'em on, 
 D 
 Postin' it, showin' it, blowin' 'em up. 
       A          E                 F#m 
 Don't take those pictures like you do 
                         A    E  
 Of you in your birthday suit. 
D                     A     E   F#m 
 You in your birthday suit.