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Anal beads,   Anal beads 
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Anal beads,   Anal beads 
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It goes pop pop pop when it's comming up my asshole. 
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And it feels good. And it feels good. And it feels good. And it feels good tonight. 
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In the darkest of times, they're there for me. 
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In the darkest of times, these anal beads take care of me 
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Shove it up real good. Now it kinda hurts. Oh noooo! 
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And I ------- I aha--------aha-ambulance. Call the ambulance 
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Now my ass is bleeding. Ass is bleeding. Ass is bleeding. Ass is bleeding 
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Ass is bleeding. Ain't nothing wrong with that. Ain't nothing wrong with that. 
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   Ain't nothing wrong with that      Ain't nothing wrong with that 
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My ass is bleeding. Ass is bleeding. Ass is bleeding. Ass is bleeding  
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Ass is bleeding. Ass is bleeding. Ass is bleeding. Ass is bleeding