Intro: 
"Hands together eyes closed don't forget to pick your nose" 

(G F#) E              (G F#) E          (G F#) E           (G F#) E 
        making bacon           making bacon      making bacon       making bacon  

Verse: 

C          F    C      A                          F             C            G        C 
....................  a ten inch chopper with a varicose vein making bacon is on my mind 
Come here baby...quick    feel down there and sucka my dick     making bacon is on my mind 


[Refrão]
E                          F 
Making bacon is on my mind turn round baby let me take you from behind 
C             G       C 
making bacon is on my mind 

Verse: 

C                           F       C                                  
With your see thru knickers you look so neat 
A                          F             C            G        C 
bend over baby gonna give you my meat    making bacon is on my mind 
C                           F       C 
Get down baby on your hands and knees 
A                          F             C            G        C 
take my danish and give it a squeeze     making bacon is on my mind 



[Refrão]
E                          F 
Making bacon is on my mind turn round baby let me take you from behind 
C             G       C 
making bacon is on my mind 

BREAK: 

(G F#) E              (G F#) E          (G F#) E           (G F#) E 
        making bacon           making bacon      making bacon       making bacon  

A  (x 4 bars) 

(G F#) E              (G F#) E           
        making bacon           making bacon 

B  (x 2 bars) 

(G F#) E              (G F#) E           
        making bacon           making bacon 

B  (x 2 bars)          A   (x 2 bars) 

(G F#) E              (G F#) E          (G F#) E           (G F#) E 
        making bacon           making bacon      making bacon       making bacon  

Verse:
 
C                   F       C    
hey baby want something to chew 
A                          F             C            G        C 
a deep throat baby is good for you       making bacon is on my  mind 
C                   F       C 
.........for breakfast, dinner and tea 
A                          F             C            G        C 
I'm a pork duke and its good for me      making bacon is on my  mind 



[Refrão]
E                          F 
Making bacon is on my mind turn round baby let me take you from behind 
C             G       C 
making bacon is on my mind 

(G F#) E              (G F#) E          (G F#) E           (G F#) E 
        making bacon           making bacon      making bacon       making bacon