[Intro: ]D G A D  (2x)
 
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Hello. Did you miss me? 
                         G A D
I know I'm hard to resist 
 

Y'all can come and help me 
                               G A D
pick the sweetcorn out of this. 
     

It's hard to be humble 
                           G A D
When you're so fucking big 
                                               G A D
Did you ever meet a sexier male chauvinist pig 
Bm                        D  
I'm gonna milk it till I turn it into cheese 
Bm                          D
Tell your babes in arms and OAP's 
      C               A
Come take a piece of me 

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  If you drop me    I'll fall to pieces on you 
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  If you don't see me      I don't exist 
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  It's nice to meet you 
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Now let me go and wash my hands 
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Cause you just met the world's most handsome man 
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The world's most handsome man 
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Y'all know who I am 
                            G A D
I'm still the boy next door 
                                               G A D
That's if you're Lord Litchfield and Roger Moore 

If I've gone up in the world 
                               G A D
Or is the world gone down on me 
                                          G A
I'm the one who put the Brits in celebrity 

Bm
  Give in and love it 
            D
What's the point in hating me 
Bm                          D
  You can't argue with popularity 
          C                   A  
Well you could but you'd be wrong 

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  If you drop me    I'll fall to pieces on you 
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  If you don't see me      I don't exist 
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  It's nice to meet you 
            A5             C5
Now let me go and wash my hands 
                   A5
Keeping for your stands 
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  Can you make me laugh and sign this autograph 
                     D5
Though it's not for me 
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   Flip a grin, shake a thing, name a shame 
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Then I'm out of here 
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It's not very complicated 
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I'm just young and overrated uuhh
 
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  Please don´t drop me    I'll fall to pieces on you 
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  If you don't see me      I don't exist 
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  It's nice to meet you 
            Bb5            C#5
Now let me go and wash my hands 
                   Bb5
Keeping for your stands 

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  Please don´t drop me    I'll fall to pieces on you 
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  If you don't see me      I don't exist 
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  It's nice to meet you 
            Bb5             C#5
Now let me see and show of hands
C#5
Cause you just met the world's most handsome man 
The world's most handsome man 
The world's most handsome man 
                           D#5
The world's most handsome man