C 
That is what I had intended, pretending to be drunk  
A little change in character, pretending to be drunk  
G7                              C 
You think I am weak and feeble, You think I'm a bore  
G7                          C 
When you drag me to a party soon I'm out the door  
G7 
Next time I'll portray a suave sophisticated hunk  
C 
That is what I had intended, pretending to be drunk  
 
G  F  C (2x)   
 
That is what I had intended, pretending to be drunk  
A bit of "I have lived and loved", I'm pretending to be drunk  
You say I could use some swagger You say toughen up  
I am rigid as a board  You tell me loosen up  
I'm so loose and I'm so tough That I can barely move  
That is what I had intended, pretending to be drunk  
 
You notice a transformation, pretending to be drunk  
I've lost all my inhibitions, pretending to be drunk  
You an take me to the soiree and be proud of me  
Everyone will be impressed, I'll pass out on your knee  
Now I am so continental, they think that it's nice  
Think I'll pretend to be drunk for the rest of my life  
That is what I had intended, pretending to be drunk  
 
 
by: José Duarte 
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