Aladdin: 
G                  D 
See that palace of gold 
C                     G  D 
Shining, sparkling, metallic 
C                G 
And a little bit phallic 
       C                 D 
Take a look and you'll agree 

G                       D 
See those leaves on the ground? 
C                    G  D 
Spelling something explicit 

(Princess: SFX?) 
C                         G 
Don't you blink or you'll miss it 
       C              D 
Gently asking you and me 


              G 
Take off your clothes 
        D           G 
So many hidden messages 
            C        G 
Subtle, but slightly lewd 
    C       G 
But if your shrewd 
        C              D 
They'll put you in the mood 
                 G 
To take off your clothes 


Princess: 
          D                  G 
I feel compelled subconsciously 
             C      G 
I don't know why or how 
    C        G 
But here and now 
    C               D                   E 
I'm tempted to take off my clothes with you 


Aladdin: 
                      A7           Am7 
I want to take off my clothes with you! 



Princess: 
  E              D 
I feel free as a bird 
E                   E7 
With no cage and no owner 



Aladdin: 
D                      E 
Look that priest has a boner 



Princess: 
     E                     D 
No I think that's just his knees 



Aladdin: 
              E 
Take off your clothes 
                          D 
(Princess: What a perfect romance) 
    E  E7               D 
The universe is telling you 
                                   E 
(Princess: I can't wait till we're married!) 
E            D 
Each sign is planted there 
     E 
With loving care 
  E               D 
Accept the cosmic dare 



Both: 
                  E 
And take off your clothes 



Aladdin: 
                       E7              
Princess take off your pants! 
                         E  E7        D 
(Princess: Don't dare to pretend with me) 
E                  E7 
Show me your magic carpet! 



Both: 
E        D       E 
Even the stars above 
E7          E 
Reflect our love 
     E7              D      E7           E 
They want me to take off my clothes with you 



Princess: 

(Spoken) You love me? 



Aladdin: 

(Spoken) Sure! 



Princess: 

(Spoken) And you're a prince? 



Aladdin: 

(Spoken) Babe, I'm the most powerful prince in the world 



Princess: 

(Spoken) More powerful than Prince Achmed? 



Aladdin: 

(Spoken) Hey, I don't even know who that guy is. 



Princess: 

(Spoken) Maybe this is how I help save the kingdom, by marrying you! Marry me Aladdin! 



Aladdin: 

(Spoken) If I do, will you... 


              E 
Take off your clothes? 



Princess: 
            D 
Wait not so fast 



Aladdin: 
              G#  
Take off your clothes 



Princess: 
                C#m 
Let's make this last 



Aladdin: 
              E 
At least your top 



Princess: 
        E7 
Aladdin stop  



Aladdin: 

(Spoken) Listen babe, I mean I know you're scared. I mean I am too. I've never done this before. 



Princess: 

(Spoken) Well, until we're married, can't we just sit out here and look up at the stars? 



Aladdin: 

(Spoken) Okay. Okay. Hey, I respect you, you know. 


              E 
Take off your clothes!