Hermaphroditey

Intro: 
E E  CCCCCCC  :x4(very fast) 


[Verso 1]

E          C/G     E          C/G 
She's part girl, she's part boy 
E         C/G          E         C/G 
She's got parts everyone can enjoy 
E         C/G     E         C/G 
She's got more, she's got less 
Am                    F 
She's got her manhood tucked in her dress 

(Repeat intro) 


[Verso 2]

E        C/G         E        C/G 
Is she a mister or is she a miss? 
E              C/G             E        C/G 
Does she stand up when she's taking a piss? 
      E         C/G                E         C/G 
She's my little girl, yeah she's my little guy 
Am                             F 
When I try to please her I get poked in the eye! 

E E E E E  C C / D/A D/A (x2) 


[Verso 3]
 
E                  C/G     /   D/A 
She wears lace and she wears flannel 
E                            C/G       / D/A 
She watches football AND the Lifetime channel! 
E                C/G      /  D/A 
Whats that bulge under her nighty? 
E                C/G   /   D/A 
It must be Hermaphroditey! 


[Verso 4]
 
E               C/G 
Some things are white 
E               C/G 
Some things are black 
E               C/G 
Some girls wear make-up 
E (play once and stop suddenly) 
Mine shaves her back 

E            C/G 
She is still beautiful 
E            C/G 
She is still fine 
Am 
It's too bad her package 
   F 
Is bigger than mine 

 E  E  E  E  E  C  C / D/A  D/A 


[Verso 5]

E                   C/G   /   D/A 
She can't help her imperfections 
E                           C/G    /    D/A 
She gets jock itch from her yeast infections 
E                C/G     / D/A 
Who stole all my tighty whities? 
E              C/G   /  D/A 
It must be Hermaphroditey!