CAPO: 2nd FRET/KEY: D/PLAY: C 
 
COur little boy is four years old andFquite a little Cman 
So we spell out the words we don't want Dhim to under-G7stand 
Like CT-O-Y or maybe S-U-C7R FP-R-G7I-S-CE 
But the Fwords we're hiding Cfrom him now 
Tear the heart right Gout of Cme. 
 
COur D-I-V-O-R-C-C7E; F becomes G7final] to-Cday 
Me and little J-O-E Dwill be goin' a-G7way 
I Clove you both and it will be pure H-E Fdouble G7L for Cme 
Oh, I Fwish that we could Cstop this D-I-V-O-G7R-C-CE. 
 
Change to D: 
 
DWatch him smile, he thinks it Christmas 
GOr his 5th Birth-Day 
And he thinks C-U-S-O-T-D-Y Espells fun or A7play 
I Dspell out all the hurtin' D7words 
And Gturn my A7head when I Dspeak 
'Cause GI can't spell a-Dway this hurt 
That's drippin' Adown my Dcheek. 
 
DOur D-I-V-O-R-C-E D7; G becomes A7final] to-Dday 
Me and little J-O-E Ewill be goin' a-A7way 
I Dlove you both and it will be pure H-E Gdouble A7L for Dme 
Oh, I Gwish that we could Dstop this D-I-A7V-O-R-C-DE.