Capo 2 
 
    D                           A                D 
I'm sittin? here waiting in the Tillamook County Jail 
    D                                         E7                  A 
I'm hoping that she's not so mad now that she doesn't even pay my bail 
   D              D7                      G              E7 
If I was her, I'm not so sure, I wouldn't keep on moving down the trail 
D                           A                D 
Sittin? here waiting in the Tillamook County Jail 
 
 
Got a lump on my head, and a boot print on my chest 
From what the guys in here call the Tillamook County lie detector test 
Well I did my best but as you might-a guessed it's a tough test not to fail 
I'm sittin? here waiting in the Tillamook County Jail 
 
 
Chorus: 
    G               D  
One phone call, two Tylenol 
     G                       D    A 
Four cold grey walls closing in 
     G                       D        G  
If I ever do get out on that highway again 
       D                  A              D  
I aint ever going back to Tillamook County 
           D                  A              D  
No, I aint ever going back to Tillamook County 
 
 
It all started when I had a little trouble with a guy on a highway crew 
And that lying son of gun he told ?em I done some things that I didn't do 
They came a runnin? for me down 101, lights flashing on my tail 
And now I'm a sittin? here waiting in the Tillamook County Jail 
 
Chorus 
 
Guitar 
 
I'm sittin here waiting in the Tillamook County Jail 
And I'm still hoping that she's not so mad now that she doesn't even pay my bail 
We coming down on vacation, gonna leave on probation 
Have to send all my money through the mail 
 
 
I'm gonna send all me money through the Tillamook County Jail 
Yes, I'm gonna send all my money to the tillamook county Jail 
Hey, I'm gonna send all my money to the tillamook county Jail