If It Aint One Thing Its

IF IT AIN'T ONE THING IT'S YOU 
ALAN  JACKSON 
TRANSCRIBED BY JASON BISHOP   rabiddog@gulftel.com INTRO: G Bm C  G D7 G D Em D7 
VERSE  1 
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I guess It's  just not my day 
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The wind blew my morning paper  away 
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Then I cut my toe on a sliver of  glass 
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From that storm door you  broke when you left here so  fast 
CHORUS 
G            Bm              C 
If it ain't one thing it's you 
    D7                           C           G 
If you've  heard that I'm goin' crazy, it's  true 
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The wheels  seem to fall off whatever I  do 
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If it ain't one thing it's you 
VERSE  2 
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Well, I rented that movie you  hate 
          G   Bm        C              D7 
But that old VCR just chewed up the  tape 
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Then I went to the freezer, thought I'd cook me a  steak 
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All I found was that  old piece of our wed-ding cake   REPEAT CHORUS 
BRIDGE 
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But I never knew that I needed you so 
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But now  that I've lost you, I can't let you go   REPEAT CHORUS 
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Oh, if it ain't one thing...it's you